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Hindi Jokes



Short and humorous hindi jokes you can find here.Jokes in hindi are more popular.














Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko ...
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko ...
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron ... Udaa do saale ko.



Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte,
Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte,
SMS kar dete hai hum har roz,
Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.


SMS karne mein kitna maza aata hai,
lekin dil ghabrata hai,
kyunke balance jata hai,
lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai...



Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo ped ne kaha patto se,

Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,

Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,

Ae chal chal hawa aane de




Din ko chain nahi,
Raat ko aaram nahi,
Jee na lage kahin,
Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai?
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NALAYAK!
Yeh pyar nahi garmi ki shuruwat hai.  


Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha. 
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai....?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya....!!!!


Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur uss dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.












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